You're just going to have to get yourself some extra birthdays. :smg:
Do you have sprogs? If so, I reckon you should get their birthdays - you're the one that birthed. They didn't do anything.
(I don't get birthday pressies - I get unbirthday pressies instead. They're a bit random, sometimes two or so years inbetween, but when I do get one, it's usually a stonker! )
I did try shrewish for a year, a good while back - I couldn't help it, my hormones went all wonky, (old wumman thing) I turned into my mother, :grrr: scared my whole family witless, including myself. :wsh:
Thankfully that is all over now. It was not fun. It's really, really unpleasant being unpleasant.