Topic: Slag creamer by ???

[Ivo]

A learned man always has wealth within himself. In these days friends are won through flattery, the truth gives birth to hate. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

OK it may be a tad offtopic. I promise to use Shakespeare next time. 

[josordoni]

I dunno Ivo, I reckon... this himself always enriches government smacks of truth....

and how the heck did you know my dad always smelt of elderberries? 

True in the autumn anyway, he made LOADS of elderberry wine!

I am not quite sure about my mum and the hamster.... I'll have a look when I see her next....

[Quackers]

Lynne

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

quote from Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail - fantastic film 

Tim (the Enchanter)

[josordoni]

Aha! 

Still.... my dad DID smell of elderberries!