I got your planter joke, Frank
As for the chandeliers - if you can afford Chihuly designs, you can afford to pay somebody else to clean them.
As to funerary stuff, I'm leaving my soft bits to science, and currently contemplating getting organised to give the bones to Edinburgh's ghosty tours. The extortionate cost of a funeral makes me balk. I'm not having one.
I'd far rather Michael had a nice holiday. :thup:
I don't think the hingy-thingy is related to these.