Topic: perfume - eau de sewage

[Ivo]

i just had to post this one as it may generate a flurry of merry comments. The enamel text on the bottle reads "Gruss aus Hameln". 

[kane_u_pain]

Chanel No 5 in the original bottle...

[flying free]

Nice piece of resource for a teacher ...mmm maybe they don't teach that anymore as it's too scary.
I like it 

[pamela]

  Rattenfänger von Hameln - Wikipedia.org link

 :t: :sm:

[chopin-liszt]

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Kane - you got there before me! C. no.5 must be the most revolting "perfume" there is - I'd rather real sewage - no kidding - I used to analyse sewage professionally.  :tsk:

Is it actually a pongy thing, Ivo - or does it contain some sort of drink?

[Ivo]

I'm a bit reluctant to open it but it has glitters in it so I assume it is for drinking. I guess it would taste like rat piff whatever it is....

[ahremck]

Don't let the moderators move it to the Cafe - we would be closed down.   :24: :24: :24:

Ross

[chopin-liszt]

Rat piff is in sewage, but I'm familiar with the pure stuff - I used to work with rats as well, but in a different job.
I suppose which honk is worse really depends on the quantity.  :tsk:

[Tigerchips]

There's a really bad English slang word for this and it means you are very drunk but i'm afraid i can't say it on here as it's very censored. Two words and it starts with rat .....  :no:

[chopin-liszt]

Rats (not the ones which are wild, I don't suppose) are actually rather nice beasts, very highly intelligent and inquisitive. They like being scratched behind their ears. I'm horribly allergic to them.

They caused a lot of trouble in labs for tobacco/nicotine researchers - rats refuse, point blank, to smoke.
(I said they were smart).
When researchers tried putting rats in boxes which had a tube introducing tobacco smoke to them, every single rat promptly poo-ed, picked up the poo, and shoved it into the tube to block it. That's even smarter, isn't it?
 :smg: