Since nobody has taken the slightest bit interest in my lovely hen I'm going to spout some poetry (Scottish trad)
Ma banty hen is cluckin
Fair cluckin
Clickin, clackin, cluckin
In oor back yaird.
She goin te have some chickies
Wee chickies
Wee cheeky, chooky chickies
In oor back yaird.
I'm sorry, but it had to be done.