caught out at last jp - at heart I always knew there was a large German lorry driver called Jennifer lurking behind those two simple letters

Don't think you'd want to be seen in that layby - some very dodgy things get left on the ground.

.....I've washed this one two hundred times already.

The more I think about it the more this find seems unbelievable, but I can assure you this is no wind up.
I had a couple of red ones the other week that I bought in one charity shop and then promptly gave them to another which managed to sell them for double the price of the first shop...........buy in a less affluent town, and then flog them where the carpets are thick and the teacups thin, as someone once said. I did once have an amber/gold one, and regretted parting with it - but it's no good thinking you can keep everything (but sometimes I do try).