
We are probably being a bit too joke-y for somebody who does not have English as their first language - so;
We're sorry, D. if we've put you to the extra trouble of translating things you don't need to.

On the other hand, your English is absolutely excellent - I am already planning to adopt your expression of "privatising" objects from eg. cruise liners. It's far better than the one I've heard before, which was "liberating" them.
Not that I approve of pinching things or folk who do it. I just like the expression you used to describe it.
