That, my friend, is a pipe for getting of highness

(The large hole at the bottom of the more bulbous end would take whatever was being, ahem, partaken of, the smaller one next to it would be covered by the connoisseur's finger and let go of at the end of inhalation to get residual smoke out of the pipe, and the third hole is for the psycho-intergalactic adventurer to suck on).
The pipe probably dates to the period of... um, what was i talking about.....so hungry...heh, heh..........heh.
I hope i didn't just contribute to some kid getting busted.
