Oh, by all means, be silly. And thinking without words is more than unthinkable. I think it's impossible. :-) (You do realize we will shortly be dewibbled, don't you).
BTW, speaking of Stuart Crystal. My sister found me a lovely Scotch glass (or so I think) by Stuart with lovely cutting of thistles on the side. (Marked, that's why I know it's Stuart LOL)
Carolyn